Chance Meeting with Arnold

 …people you wished you’d met on the road...

 

Lost to the dustbin of my memory is exactly why or when, other than Arnold Schwartzenegger was governor. Serving as the curriculum leader in a Sacramento area school district, and as an obligatory member of the Association of California School Administrators (ACSA), I found myself enrolled in a conference of educators focused on something-er-other and arranged for the ballroom of a hotel across from the state capitol. During a much needed afternoon break where perhaps 500 of us were milling about clutching store-bought cookies and sipping Coca Colas, the lights in the hall flashed on and off, on and off. The group quieted, someone took the mic and said, “Supes and Assistants, the governor wants a photo op with about eight of you.” 

         

I shrunk to the back of the venue, but my name tag label “Assistant Superintendent Curriculum and Instruction” betrayed me. Tapped on the shoulder, someone herded me and seven others into an adjacent room where we were instructed to line up. “The Governor wants to see you.”

         

A near-silent buzz coursed through the assembly of colleagues that I’d never met. Seventh in the line of eight, I straightened the tie I was wearing, a black something decorated with images of Crayola crayons. Very elementary school.

         

Mr. Schwartzenegger – a bit shorter than I’d imaged – entered with an aide, a broad smile and an outstretched hand. This should only take a few minutes, I thought. But it didn’t. To the superintendents this would be their less-than-fifteen minutes of fame. Each one grasped the governor’s hand and would not let go until they’d offered more-than-two-cents-worth on some issue or topic I was sure the governor either didn’t particularly care about or about which he’d already made up his mind. As he inched closer, I realized his smile was pasted on, the handshakes perfunctory and that this was simply one of the duties an elected person had to perform if they wanted to stay an elected person. It seemed artificial, fake. I decided not to play the lobbying game.

 

Months, maybe a year, prior, the governor had been riding his glitzy ‘Wide Glide’ motorcycle along the Pacific Coast Highway though Pacific Palisades sans the required helmet. 

The city cop pulled him over and issued the required citation. Rumor has it that Arnie thanked the officer for his service.

 

My turn came up and as Arnold Schwartzenegger grasped my hand, I looked him in the eye and quietly – so as not to embarrass him – said, “Jeez, governor. A Harley?”

         

His hand immediately pulled away and I felt a firm Austrian index finger pointedly poking my chest four or five times. “I bet you drives zee Bee Em Dawbue!” he said with a grin. An honest grin. 

 

I nodded as he clapped my shoulder. Making a different kind of eye contact, together we laughed and he said, “You be safe, now.”

 

With a wink he was gone to whomever was next and I was left with the impression that, in that moment, Arnold Schwartzenneger was anything but fake. 

I’ve always wished we could have done the Pacific Coast Highway together.

 

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A Visit to Hendy Woods

 Today’s Lesson?Visit those places you frequently pass by.

 

In countless times traveling State Route 128 to the Mendocino Coast, we’d passed signs for Hendy Woods State Park, but never pulled in. No more! Bordered on its north by the Navarro River, this gem serves as a respite from the normal cacophony of our so-called civilized lives. 

 

A mile past the entrance station ~ nine bucks for seniors ~ a trailhead invites visitors to pad into acres of pristine Coast Redwood forest millennia in the making. Level and soft, the path tunnels under towering samples of sequoia sempervirens that filter what sunlight makes it to the duff-covered forest floor. Dogwood and madrone dot those rare sunny spots. Sword ferns trace tiny whispering streams. 

 

Towering redwoods ironically have quite shallow roots. Many topple over leaving impressive natural sculptures for passers-by. The fallen giants are anything but dead as sprouts squeeze out of their bark, a century or so to become behemoths themselves.

 

There is nary a sound in this cool forest cathedral ~ on our visit, only a breath of air soughing above. The wide trail accommodated a chair-bound visitor (with pup on leash) who offered a soft and pleasant “Isn’t this simply lovely?” as we passed. Indeed it was ~ and is ~ well worth an hour or a day’s respite from the above-mentioned normal. It serves as a reminder to check out those places we so frequently drive right past, lest we miss something beautiful.

 

Getting there: West on 128 from C’dale through Boonville and Philo. About 2-3 miles past Philo, look for a state park sign alerting you to turn left on Greenwood Road (toward Elk). Hendy Woods is just over the bridge a half mile from the 128 junction. Pack a picnic and bring a camera.