MY CLASSMATE THE PRESIDENT

…a ‘No Kings Day’ reflection…

 

This song of the schoolyard bully is really very sad

He earned lots of infamy by simply being bad

 

He’d push his way through other kids, sneer at them as he’d pass

But no one had the guts to cross this big pain in the ass

 

With impunity he’d needle kids and throw his weight around

Trip up the unsuspecting and laugh when they hit the ground

 

He always drove the fastest car and clutched the prettiest girl

Brag about his conquests after every single whirl

 

He ridiculed the exchange kid, at school for just one year

We’d always hoped that foreign kid would knock him on his rear.

 

     And there-in lay the problem with which we’d not contend

We’d looked for someone else to stand, our honor to defend

 

The fact is really simple as has always been the case

To confront to a vile bully one must meet him face-to-face

 

But that simple tenet is oft tossed out due to angst and fear

Easier is always: “Step aside, make his path clear”

 

So because we all allowed it, junior tyrant had his way

No one displayed the courage to stand up to his sway.

 

     On graduation evening there were many in the crowd

And I and many classmates received accolades aloud

 

But when the bully crossed the stage, the cheering it did stop

It typified the adage about hearing a pin drop

 

He slunk off in the darkness, no one else to push around

Until I’m sure, he stumbled on the new group that he found.

 

 

Fifty years have come and gone as quickly as a flash

Our class did meet and reconvene, our history to rehash

 

The bully did not make our fest, but he didn’t give a fig

In the interceding years, it seems, he’d found a better gig.

 

     To the horror of his classmates, he’d became our President

Ensconced inside the White House where he wouldn’t pay the rent

 

His bully-ness did not subside, in fact it grew and grew

And though he was our President, he was still the creep we knew

 

He pushed right through our statecraft norms said he was much smarter

Than those who’d paved the road to peace with treaty and with charter

 

He took to subjugating folks with skin of different color

And deftly used the tools he had to divide each from one another

 

He gloried running roughshod over laws from sea to sea

And truthfulness and righteousness and basic decency

 

Surrounded by like-minded folks or those with none at all

He pushed our hallowed nation near a precipice to fall.

 

     But time does what time always does and soon his days were through

We looked at one another not quite knowing what to do.

 

         

A Presidential passage is not a thing to cheer

But somehow this was different, relief exhaled far and near

 

A few of us decided we should go attend the wake

We’d do it out of honor for our alma mater’s sake.

 

     The chapel was but empty as we peeked inside the door

Footsteps of fellow mourners didn’t scratch across the floor

 

The crypt to which they rolled his mass was deep and dark and cold

And soon he’d be forgotten like a story never told.

 

     ‘Twas sad indeed but sadder still is this dogged phrase complete

If  his legacy stays unshared, damned history will repeat.

 

 

Let’s not forget the tragic life that brought such pain and pall

And redouble fearless efforts to encourage good for all.

 

     Looking back, by backing down when he was just a kid

We underwrote the awful things he ultimately did

 

If one of us had glared him down then picked him up with song

Perhaps he’d have found the beauty in simply trying to belong.

 

     Our nation thrives on good will and our care for one another

In joining hands with those disdained – embracing like a brother

 

So hold with your friends those needing love, the sad misunderstood

For only in so doing will this land be truly good.

© 2025

Church of the Open Road Press

Chance Meeting with Arnold

 …people you wished you’d met on the road...

 

Lost to the dustbin of my memory is exactly why or when, other than Arnold Schwartzenegger was governor. Serving as the curriculum leader in a Sacramento area school district, and as an obligatory member of the Association of California School Administrators (ACSA), I found myself enrolled in a conference of educators focused on something-er-other and arranged for the ballroom of a hotel across from the state capitol. During a much needed afternoon break where perhaps 500 of us were milling about clutching store-bought cookies and sipping Coca Colas, the lights in the hall flashed on and off, on and off. The group quieted, someone took the mic and said, “Supes and Assistants, the governor wants a photo op with about eight of you.” 

         

I shrunk to the back of the venue, but my name tag label “Assistant Superintendent Curriculum and Instruction” betrayed me. Tapped on the shoulder, someone herded me and seven others into an adjacent room where we were instructed to line up. “The Governor wants to see you.”

         

A near-silent buzz coursed through the assembly of colleagues that I’d never met. Seventh in the line of eight, I straightened the tie I was wearing, a black something decorated with images of Crayola crayons. Very elementary school.

         

Mr. Schwartzenegger – a bit shorter than I’d imaged – entered with an aide, a broad smile and an outstretched hand. This should only take a few minutes, I thought. But it didn’t. To the superintendents this would be their less-than-fifteen minutes of fame. Each one grasped the governor’s hand and would not let go until they’d offered more-than-two-cents-worth on some issue or topic I was sure the governor either didn’t particularly care about or about which he’d already made up his mind. As he inched closer, I realized his smile was pasted on, the handshakes perfunctory and that this was simply one of the duties an elected person had to perform if they wanted to stay an elected person. It seemed artificial, fake. I decided not to play the lobbying game.

 

Months, maybe a year, prior, the governor had been riding his glitzy ‘Wide Glide’ motorcycle along the Pacific Coast Highway though Pacific Palisades sans the required helmet. 

The city cop pulled him over and issued the required citation. Rumor has it that Arnie thanked the officer for his service.

 

My turn came up and as Arnold Schwartzenegger grasped my hand, I looked him in the eye and quietly – so as not to embarrass him – said, “Jeez, governor. A Harley?”

         

His hand immediately pulled away and I felt a firm Austrian index finger pointedly poking my chest four or five times. “I bet you drives zee Bee Em Dawbue!” he said with a grin. An honest grin. 

 

I nodded as he clapped my shoulder. Making a different kind of eye contact, together we laughed and he said, “You be safe, now.”

 

With a wink he was gone to whomever was next and I was left with the impression that, in that moment, Arnold Schwartzenneger was anything but fake. 

I’ve always wished we could have done the Pacific Coast Highway together.

 

© 2025

Church of the Open Road Press

A Visit to Hendy Woods

 Today’s Lesson?Visit those places you frequently pass by.

 

In countless times traveling State Route 128 to the Mendocino Coast, we’d passed signs for Hendy Woods State Park, but never pulled in. No more! Bordered on its north by the Navarro River, this gem serves as a respite from the normal cacophony of our so-called civilized lives. 

 

A mile past the entrance station ~ nine bucks for seniors ~ a trailhead invites visitors to pad into acres of pristine Coast Redwood forest millennia in the making. Level and soft, the path tunnels under towering samples of sequoia sempervirens that filter what sunlight makes it to the duff-covered forest floor. Dogwood and madrone dot those rare sunny spots. Sword ferns trace tiny whispering streams. 

 

Towering redwoods ironically have quite shallow roots. Many topple over leaving impressive natural sculptures for passers-by. The fallen giants are anything but dead as sprouts squeeze out of their bark, a century or so to become behemoths themselves.

 

There is nary a sound in this cool forest cathedral ~ on our visit, only a breath of air soughing above. The wide trail accommodated a chair-bound visitor (with pup on leash) who offered a soft and pleasant “Isn’t this simply lovely?” as we passed. Indeed it was ~ and is ~ well worth an hour or a day’s respite from the above-mentioned normal. It serves as a reminder to check out those places we so frequently drive right past, lest we miss something beautiful.

 

Getting there: West on 128 from C’dale through Boonville and Philo. About 2-3 miles past Philo, look for a state park sign alerting you to turn left on Greenwood Road (toward Elk). Hendy Woods is just over the bridge a half mile from the 128 junction. Pack a picnic and bring a camera.